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Funny Text Files


I'd like to make a visitor's submissions area on this page.
If you have written anything funny, and you'd like to submit it here, let me know.
If you know someone who likes writing stories, tell them about this site too!

 

Computers

Read - 101 uses for a dead Amiga.
Read - How to know when you've been on IRC too long.
Read - What is techical harassment.
Read - Windows error messages.
Read - Windows jokes.

 

Men And Women

Read - 10 rules for dating my daughter.
Read - 21 types of men you might find in the mens room.
Read - Bedroom golf.
Read - Definitions by gender.
Read - If the world was fair to guys.
Read - Pickups.
Read - Record breakers.
Read - To women from a guy.
Read - What men really mean.
Read - Why men and women get along so well.
Read - Why men are proud of themselves.

 

Miscellaneous

Read - Administratium.
Read - Alabama Mom to Alabama Son.
Read - Alcohol warnings.
Read - The art of the fart.
Read - AT&T And Me.
Read - Bible misinterpretations.
Read - The complete guide to road pizza.
Read - Confucius says.
Read - Coyote V ACME.
Read - The creation of corporate policy.
Read NEW - Dictionary Of Useful Research Phrases.
Read - Doctor Speak.
Read - Drink troubleshooting.
Read - Ebonics test.
Read - First Aid hints.
Read - From bad to worse.
Read - From bad to worse 2.
Read - Funny answer phone messages.
Read - Good pickings.
Read - Horseback riding
Read - How to create the perpetual party.
Read - How to identify professors.
Read - How to know if you work in corporate USA.
Read - How to write good.
Read - Huge collection of quotes.
Read - Jack Schitt.
Read - Laws of cartoon motion.
Read - Letter from the taxman.
Read - Management speak.
Read NEW - Misery is.
Read - Oneliners.
Read - Pet ownership.
Read - Prison and work.
Read - Proper etiquette in the men's room.
Read - Quotes.
Read - Signs that you are too drunk.
Read NEW - Useful phrases to know when traveling in Muslim Areas.
Read - What state mottos should be.
Read - The world's shortest books.
Read - Yo Momma.
Read - You know it's time to go on the wagon when:

 

Lists

Read - 18 ways to annoy the person sitting next to you on a flight.
Read - 19 fun things to do in a restroom.
Read - 20 ways to annoy your public bathroom stallmate.
Read - 21 ways to annoy your flatmate at Christmas.
Read - 25 ways to cope with stress.
Read
- 30 ways to annoy other drivers.
Read NEW - 43 Metaphors for stupidity.
Read - 50 fun things for professors to do.
Read - 50 fun things to do in an elevator.
Read - 50 fun things to do at Wal-Mart.
Read NEW - 50 uses for a dead rubber.
Read - 50 ways to confuse your roommate.
Read - 53 ways to be annoying.
Read - 55 ways to get rid of blind dates.
Read - Excuses for missing work.
Read - The top 17 reasons why your family is dysfunctional.
Read NEW - You can tell it's going to be a rotten day when.

 

True Stories

Read - 50 actual newspaper headlines.
Read - Catapult.
Read - Famous people.
Read NEW - The most important events of 1988.
Read - Laser printer sucks up cat.
Read - Rules for bank robbers.
Read - Scrotum Self-Repair. (I've heard this before and thought it was fake, but this file is from 1991 and might be real)
Read - Sea story.
Read - True computer illiteracy stories.
Read - True job applicant stories.
Read - Unusual accidents, deaths and other occurances.
Read - The worst of the worst.

 

 

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